Christians are straight up FREAKS
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
