he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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