Whod you bang
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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