He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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