what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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