She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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