You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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