you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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