Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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