I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
It was confusing and full of hummus
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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