I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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