So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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