Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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