id be glad to
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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