By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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