We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
