then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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