I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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