hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
why didn't you poke me back
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize