I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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