These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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