I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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