Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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