Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Found the puke drawer
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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