do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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