The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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