so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
