doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my phone needs a breathalizer
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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