I am in a vortex of obligation.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
