What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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