There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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