I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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