North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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