Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Randomize
