How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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