So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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