used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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