He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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