i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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