You're a womanizer and a bitch.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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