I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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