you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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