he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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