He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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