Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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