just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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