Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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