I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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