Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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