Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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