There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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