you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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