Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
