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(732): View more from New Jersey

You look like a girl that would like strip clubs

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(678): View more from Georgia

better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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(203): View more from Connecticut

we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing

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(919): View more from North Carolina

what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"

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"bouncy castle"

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(816): View more from Missouri

Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila

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(313): View more from Michigan

Are we still banned from the library?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.

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