That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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