and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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